Thirty Helens Agree

The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator.

It turns out I am “Joe Normal”.  17% Nerd, 43% Geek, and 17% Dork.  You can find out what you are over at OKCupid.com.

Perfect:  Office Slang.

Redbull is coming out with a new drink named Cocaine.  According to Pop Sugar the makers of Redbull  ”say a high hits you within five minutes, followed by a caffeine boost 15 minutes later. But hold on—the ride lasts five hours and the concoction is “350 percent stronger than Red Bull”.  I mean, I’ll definitely try it.  But you know some kid will end up dead after drinking 50 of these and they will pull it.

I’m not really having any problems.. but AppleInsider says the update to fix problems is right around the corner.

Let’s talk about our Friday nights now..

• 4:00PM – My mother came over to watch Nolan.
• 4:15PM – We’re wondering if they are serving dinner yet at the restaurant down the street.
• 4:20PM – We are immediately seated outside with people easily twice our age.
• 5:00PM – We have “adult beverages” and Carolyn declares she can no longer drive after two.
• 5:45PM – We think about getting another drink upstairs at the bar.
• 5:46PM – We decide against that and figure we will go out for iced cream at the farm down the street.
• 6:00PM – Order two Black Rasberry Ice Creams (in a cup to avoid the mess). One has Chocolate Sprinkles (Carolyn’s).
• 6:15PM – Watch goats eat.
• 6:17PM – Decide that they would eat just about anything.
• 6:30PM – Get home.
• 7:00PM – Nolan’s bath.
• 7:15PM – Nolan eats.
• 7:45PM – Nolan goes to bed.
• 7:55PM – Carolyn and I discuss if it would be ridiculous if we just went to bed right now. At 8:00PM.
• 7:56PM – We decide that it isn’t.

Good times.