Archive for September, 2006

I LUV U BABY!!!!1!!11

The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator.

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Are You a Nerd, Geek, or a Dork?

It turns out I am “Joe Normal”.  17% Nerd, 43% Geek, and 17% Dork.  You can find out what you are over at OKCupid.com.

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For anyone who is a fan of Office Space

Perfect:  Office Slang.

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How long until this is banned in the U.S.?

Redbull is coming out with a new drink named Cocaine.  According to Pop Sugar the makers of Redbull  ”say a high hits you within five minutes, followed by a caffeine boost 15 minutes later. But hold on—the ride lasts five hours and the concoction is “350 percent stronger than Red Bull”.  I mean, I’ll definitely try it.  But you know some kid will end up dead after drinking 50 of these and they will pull it.

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iTunes 7.0 update soon

I’m not really having any problems.. but AppleInsider says the update to fix problems is right around the corner.

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Life After the Baby

Let’s talk about our Friday nights now..

  • 4:00PM – My mother came over to watch Nolan.
  • 4:15PM – We’re wondering if they are serving dinner yet at the restaurant down the street.
  • 4:20PM – We are immediately seated outside with people easily twice our age.
  • 5:00PM – We have “adult beverages” and Carolyn declares she can no longer drive after two.
  • 5:45PM – We think about getting another drink upstairs at the bar.
  • 5:46PM – We decide against that and figure we will go out for iced cream at the farm down the street.
  • 6:00PM – Order two Black Rasberry Ice Creams (in a cup to avoid the mess). One has Chocolate Sprinkles (Carolyn’s).
  • 6:15PM – Watch goats eat.
  • 6:17PM – Decide that they would eat just about anything.
  • 6:30PM – Get home.
  • 7:00PM – Nolan’s bath.
  • 7:15PM – Nolan eats.
  • 7:45PM – Nolan goes to bed.
  • 7:55PM – Carolyn and I discuss if it would be ridiculous if we just went to bed right now. At 8:00PM.
  • 7:56PM – We decide that it isn’t.

Good times.

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