Sent along from my buddy who recently moved back to Norway:

I’m sure you’ve all seen the stupidity and warcry from muslim fundementalists all over the world because of some cartoon drawings of their holy prophet in Danish and Norwegian newspapers. You have to be f’in kidding me. Anyways, this was posted in a danish newspaper from a reader, and I’ll translate for you guys. So f’in true!!
  • Sorry, sorry
  • We’re sorry for giving you housing and help.
  • We’re sorry for giving you an education.
  • We’re sorry for helping you financially.
  • We’re sorry for letting you freely practice your religion in our country.
  • We’re sorry for sending help to your countries.
  • We’re sorry for not demanding en eye for en eye for the bloodshed caused by muslims on our countrymen and allies.
  • We’re sorry for not running around with explosives tied to our bodies whenever we feel disrespected.
  • We’re sorry for not doing the stuff that your religion demands.
  • But an apology for writing something in our own country obeying our own laws, that you’ll never receive!
The rest of original untranslated text can be found after the jump.
Undskyld, undskyldUndskyld, fordi vi gav jer husly og hjælp.
Undskyld, fordi vi giver jer en uddannelse.
Undskyld, fordi vi hjælper jer økonomisk.
Undskyld, fordi I frit kan dyrke jeres tro i vores kristne land.
Undskyld, fordi vi sender hjælp til jeres lande.
Undskyld, fordi vi ikke kræver blodhævn for morderne på vores landsmænd begået af muslimer.
Undskyld, fordi vi ikke render rundt med sprængstoffer på kroppen, når vi føler os krænget.
Undskyld, fordi vi ikke bare gør, som jeres tro siger.Men en undskyldning for at ytre os i vores eget land og efter vores egne love – den fÃ¥r I aldrig.