Speaking of white trash I was watching Maury yesterday while I was home sick. Here’s the scenario I need to run by you:

You’re engaged to be married. You’re brought onto the Maury show by your soon to be wife or husband because they have a secret to tell you. Now, since you don’t have any kids you start to realize that there is only one other reason you would be brought on the show: infidelity. As you nervously rack your brain to try and limit the shock, you’re told by your fiance that she or he slept with your mother or father (use the parent that would assume that it was a heterosexual relationship). Now, of course you’re going to be a touch on the side of pissed and from there the drama ensues…

Fast forward to three months later when you’re giving Maury your video update. In this update you’re “happily” married because you’ve “moved past” the incident. Am I nuts or is this one of the things that would make the holidays awkward? I just don’t know how you get married after that.. but I guess that’s why I am not on the show.