Friend: I’m finding an increase in my nose hair. This is disturbing. Are you having the same issue? What’s the deal with this? Can ear hair be far behind?
Me: Ahh yes, one of the benefits of growing older. Truely a disturbing revelation when you realize that at any moment you could begin to lose hair on your head while it is rapidly being replaced by rampant nose and ear hair. The only way to deal with this is to grab the bull by the horns. Get yourself over to the mall and pick up a high end nose hair trimmer. Don’t go for a multi-function trimmer, we’re in serious territory. One slip up and you have a bloody nose and a scab that makes it look like you pick your nose for a second job. The fourth of fifth time you groom this area of your body the pain starts to
go away. I turned to booze.. others turn to drugs or God. Hang on tight my friend, it’s a long hairy spiral to the bottom.
Friend: This is troubling. I barely need a razor for my face and yet, I may need to purchase a grooming product for my nostrils.
#1 by Steve Borgioli on March 30, 2005 - 10:14 am
I need to put my 2 cents in on this… its been something I have been dealing with, more and more often. Earhair, is def. the evil sidekick of Nosehair – just about to break free and take over the world. For some strange reason, I get the same random hair, at the same random place on my ear. I get one behind that bulb on your ear that meets the jawline. I also get one on the top of my ear. It pops up religiously, sometimes longer than other times. Its a hassle, its just down right disgusting. I will go a month or 3, and as I am examining my face in the mirror, the sun will hit the hair perfectly, making it the most suprising thing on earth. How did something almost a half inch long grown out of my ear. Lucklily, as Ive gotten older, my hair has gotten less course and basically the lightest white possible… WAIT, am I really getting into this? Ok, enough…
Nosehair control was hit right on the head by my good pal EMB – a good kit. If you get something that will clean your nose, as well as your ears but also enables you to trim your beard, mustache, and lets be honest, pubes – stay away. My wife was kind and discreat enough this Xmas to get me one – its a whole new world with the proper kit.