Personally, I love the US Military because of the power and creativeness. We’ve got so much good stuff going on that people never even hear about. An excellent example of this come to us from an article posted over at NewScientist.com. This is too good to not have block quotes..
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an “aphrodisiac” chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a “distasteful but completely non-lethal” blow to morale, the proposal says.
OK, seriously, that is just funny. First of all who the hell do you get to test this? Second of all can you imagine being a soldier and rolling up to the battlefield after you unleased that chemical weapon? I just picture the enemy with their shirts pulled up and tied at the waist Daisy Duke style with their pants pulled up into capris. Hmm.. I’ve already given this too much thought..