Another daytime television incident for you. First I would like to take this time to admit that I like daytime television. It must be the whiskey tango in me.. Anyway, this week is my production week so I can go into work later, which works out nicely because I can soak in some daytime television. This morning on Springer (of course) there was a woman fighting for her man. Which, is a typical Springer show so you’re not expecting anything too outrageous. Unless, of course, the woman fighting for her man has no arms. Yes, that’s right. Armless. So, I’ m thinking to myself that this woman is going to have a hard time throwing her shoe and slapping the woman that took her man. Turns out she was pretty good at defending herself! If you find yourself in this situation you should perfect your balance, do karate kicks, and follow it up with a shoulder bite. This seems to be a good way of defending yourself against an “armed” assailant. Time for Maury..