One of the most disgusting things I encounter on a weekly basis is people brushing their teeth in the bathroom here at work. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about dental hygiene but this just grosses me out. The environment is just not conducive to a good brushing experience. You’ve got generally dirty sinks by the time lunch rolls around and the foul smell of several dumps that always seem as though no living human could have produced such an odor. Who brushes their teeth while taking a dump? I mean, I’ve considered it in a time sensitive situation, but it has thankfully never come to pass. To top it all off the people that are intent on brushing their teeth in this environment always seem to be the “super brushers”. They’re at the sink the entire time I walk in, take a leak, wash my hands, and leave. All the while brushing with quick small circle motions with light pressure as not to inflame the gums. No side to side get me the hell out of here it smells like death for these people! They need to get every ounce of plaque off their teeth before they go back to their cube and stare at their computer screen. If they were quick about it I might avoid the double sink “I’m washing my hands, you’re brushing your teeth, do I say hi and watch you spit toothpaste at me or ignore you and come off as a dick” (I always choose the later) awkward situation. So, there you have it. Stop brushing your teeth at work people.. it’s pissing me off!